30 Best New Funny Mom Quotes Will Make Mom Laugh For Sure

Being a mother doesn’t mean to be gloomy all the time. For sure it’s a lot of responsibilities, but this never mean not to laugh and get some sense of humor. I collected some of the funny mom quotes and sayings to help you smile. I wish this could help you smiling even a very small one.

If you are feeling that you are messing up, don’t worry .. you aren’t alone .. we all pass these situations. And everything gonna be fine. Sit back and relax little and read these funny mom quotes and sayings

 

 

If you are a son or a daughter go and read these funny motherhood sayings with your mother. For sure she deserve to get some fun and smile. And if you want my opinion : Helping her doing something would make her very happy and be sure that she gonna smile and be very happy.

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30 New Funny Mom Quotes

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out
Erma Bombeck

#1 of 30 funny mom quotes

 

Motherhood is like Albania–you can’t trust the descriptions in the books, you have to go there           Marni Jackson

#2 of 30 funny mom quotes

 

Having kids makes you

 

look stable to the people who thought you were crazy and crazy to the people who thought you were stable             Kelly Oxford

#3 of 30 funny mom quotes

My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend                                     Rodney Dangerfield

#4 of 30 funny mom quotes

The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable                      Lane

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Usually the triumph of my day is, you know, everybody making it to the potty                                        Julia Roberts

#6 of 30 funny mom quotes

 

A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by mother, who sees that the others get it                            Marcelene Cox

#7 of 30 funny mom quotes

A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after                Peter De Vries

#8 of 30 funny mom quotes

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life                Unknown

#9 of 30 funny mom quotes

If you like people who do stupid shit all the time, become a parent                                                            Kelly Oxford

#10 of 30 funny mom quotes

You know how once you have kids you never ever pee by yourself again? At least one of them is always in there with you at all times                                         Jennifer Garner

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The singular sign of a parent who is doing their job is their unwillingness to let their children watch the star wars prequels                                  Heather Armstrong

#12 of 30 funny mom quotes

Ah, babies. They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts           Tina Fey 

#13 of 30 funny mom quotes

If you were to open up a baby’s head―and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should―you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland                                       Dave Barry

#14 of 30 funny mom quotes

Motherhood: Powered by love. Fueled by coffee. Sustained by wine                           Unknown

#15 of 30 funny mom quotes

Raising a kid is part joy and part guerilla warfare    Ed Asner

#16 of 30 funny mom quotes

My mom said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. That’s how she learned how to swim. I said, ‘Mom, they weren’t trying to teach you how to swim    Paula Poundstone

#17 of 30 funny mom quotes

When you are a working mother, balance is really important because you don’t want to go too low and blow out your butt and bust your knee                            Amy Poehler

#18 of 30 funny mom quotes

I love cleaning up messes I didn’t make. So I became a Mom                          Unknown

#19 of 30 funny mom quotes

I always say if you aren’t yelling at your kids, you’re not spending enough time with them          Reese Witherspoon

#20 of 30 funny mom quotes

You may not have candy for your breakfast, now finish your pop tart                                                    Laney Griner

#21 of 30 funny mom quotes

My mom is literally a part of me. You can’t say that about many people except relatives, and organ donors                                 Carrie Latet

#22 of 30 funny mom quotes

 

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or ask your kids not to do it                       Malcolm Kushner

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I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them                           Phyllis Diller

#24 of 30 funny mom quotes

The majority of my diet is made up of foods that my kid didn’t finish              Carrie Underwood

   

Nothing is really lost until mom can’t find it               Unknown

#26 of 30 funny mom quotes

You will always be your child’s favorite toy                  Vicki Lansky

#27 of 30 funny mom quotes

We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up              Phyllis Diller

#28 of 30 funny mom quotes

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires                    Dorothy Parker

#29 of 30 funny mom quotes

 

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance                      Tim Allen

#30 of 30 funny mom quotes

 

We have all the love, respect and appreciation for all mothers, we don’t make fun of them .. but we try to make them laugh and feel happy. Read new mom quotes

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