30 Happy Birthday Mom Funny Quotes, Messages & Wishes

There is no doubt that your first smile and laugh was because of your mother. So what’s better than give her laugh and big smile on her face at her birthday? There is nothing better than funny happy birthday mom quotes and wishes to joke with mother. For sure everyone will laugh and you gonna have funny unforgettable time.

Mother always do her best to make everyone happy, specially her children. And you should also do your best to make her happy at this special day. Making it full of humor and happiness. Showing love, respect and appreciation for everything she did.

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Use these happy birthday mom funny quotes and wishes as a sms or an email message if you are away from your mother. Tell her that you always remember her and you will never forget her and what she did to you.

Happy birthday mom funny quotes and wishes

Mother : an unpaid therapist with a built in lie detector – please approach with caution

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Mom, being told that I am just like you doesn’t terrify me anymore

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I want to thank you for never leaving me in a shopping cart and running away, now I am sure you think seriously about it

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Happy birthday mom, you will always be older than me !! Lol

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Age is just a number, in your case a really high one

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Adding a candle on your cake today means your doctor will probably be adding another pill to your daily regimen of medicine

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I’d walk through fire for you … well not fire, because it’s dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair

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Try to put on your glasses this year. You need to put the candle in the cake.. not in my father !! father still suffering since last year, it was deeply engrossed

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Happy birthday mother, now you are 80 or 81? I really don’t remember (she gonna curse you for sure) smile and answer her : love you too

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Some people try to hide their age by calling themselves mature or seniors, but I like being honest with old people

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Did you know that there are some really cool, smart, and important people born on your birthday? Unfortunately, it turns out that you are not one of those people

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Being your least disappointing child should be more than enough present. Shouldn’t it ?

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Mom, you have always been like a mother to me

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I usually try to give people a birthday card that matches their age. Unfortunately, they were all out of the stone tablet and ancient papyrus greeting cards. I guess this more modern version will have to do

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Happy birthday to the family member that i am most ashamed to be related to

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Hey mom : If you were kidnapped at a very far island, I would swim across the ocean for you … just kidding. There are many sharks there

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You maybe aging but at least you are not expired – Happy birthday mom

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Happy birthday from your child who would rather lick the battat than make the cake

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If I could choose anyone to be my mother, for sure I will choose richer woman

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I wish I had remembered to get you a present. My memory must be going in your old age

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Thanks for being such a great mother, thinking about me to the detriment of mental health

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In some cultures, age is a sign of distinction that demands respect. Tell me. How many years of respect do I owe you?

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If you could be president today, I think I might switch my political affiliation to the birthday party

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Mom, thanks for not giving me up for adoption

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If there was a zombie apocalypse, I would kill you fast. Oh and happy birthday mom

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Mom, enjoy your senior citizen discounts. For sure you deserve them.

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Happy birthday mother, you gonna be a grandma .. Just kidding, can I borrow some money

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No matter what life throws at you at least you don’t have ugly children

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Everyone must have a mother like you. Why should I be the only one to suffer?

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Do you know what famous person was born on this very special day…  I don’t know either. I only know of you

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Finally, this birthday you would better buy flowers beside your gift to your mom. She must be very happy about it. Kiss her cheeks, tell her how much you love her. This is the most important thing and what she is waiting for.. Your love.

 

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